Boys Hall in Ashford comes with historical anecdotes of a rather higher calibre than most period buildings – even those in the same grand old Jacobean mould. There was the time that Charles I rocked up for an overnighter when fleeing Oliver Cromwell (all relatively short-lived, as it turns out), or the visit from diarist Samuel Pepys, whose oil portrait now presides over the drawing room. There’s even a bit of Boys Hall treasure tucked away in the British Museum, after 17 gold coins were found under the floorboards here in 1972.
When Brad and Kristie Lomas turned up almost half a century later, charmed by a shot of the wisteria-tangled façade they’d seen online, they were met with the sight of a man eating a Pot Noodle in front of the telly, kettle to his left and microwave to his right. “It had been turned into a very peculiar house in multiple occupation,” says Kristie, the founder of King’s Cross craft café Drink, Shop & Do. The couple had previously offered on a similar proposition on a clifftop in north Wales, but quickly realised Kristie’s upbringing down the road from Boys in Mersham could be a boon for business. “It was a case of better the devil you know,” she adds. “I was also aware that there wasn’t really anything like Boys Hall in this particular pocket of Kent.” Although the scale of the job on their hands was plain to see, so too was the potential in its panelled walls and mullioned windows.









